Star Wars Meme ft. My Stupid Captions

Tagged by vocaloidmusiclover

Would you survive a darth vader attack?

by:

and

******Rules*******

you must post our names along with the tag 

no matter who tagged you

tag at least 3 people

come on

its not that hard

answer honestly

*********Quiz**********

 

1) someone knocks at your door

a) stabs door

b) answers door

2) Its darth vader

a) hoped he got stabbed threw door (i ain't stabbin my door)

b) invite the serial killer in for tea (hell no i invite him for maple syrup THIS AIN'T BRITAIN)

3) he barges in

a) whack him with rubber chicken filled with pudding (if only...)

b) serve him earl gray (um)

4) he abducts you and takes an elevator to Death Star

a) try to eat his face (cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies. most.) 

b) beg for freedom (THIS AIN'T AMERICA EITHER)

5) you manage to escape but he chases you

a) throw his face at him (i'm going to punch your face. IN THE FACE.)

b) stop and apologize knowing you wont escape (make no apologies)

6) he gets you and wants to touch your booty

a) do the macaraina (eyyyy)

b) don't stop him (.....)

6) he attempts to bring you to his room

b) let him take you (pchooo goodbye friends i am gone)

c) jump out window (<--- probably most effective but also GRAVITY AND DEATH)

***********ENDINGS********

A) if you choose mostly a

you're an idiot

and he kills you in disgust on the spot

your remains are made into meat loaf

and no one liked it

you taste awful (bitter like my soul)

B) if you choose mostly b

what happens in there 

stays in there

you don't die

but your now his sex slave

C) if you choose mostly c

or horny

your ninja skills are that to rival kung fu panda

and the cast of universal studios kung fu panda

come bursting in to kill darth vadar

you then realize the death is in space

but you some how live 

without the air

you hitch hike a ride

and fly around space

I tag:

....

dang it i need more friends